Sunday, March 29, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: Zeni Family to Acquire PTBNL


The Fort Worth branch of the Zeni family is excited to announce the acquisition of a player to be named later in exchange for cash and dietary considerations.

Full details regarding this dynamic change in the family structure are not expected to be announced until the player is added to the active roster around the end of October.


“This is a very exciting day, not only for Amanda and me, but for the whole Zeni family”, stated General Manager Kevin Zeni.

“While this acquisition definitely affects the way we will run our day-to-day operations, it will really set the family up nicely for great success moving forward.”

Director of Player Development Amanda Zeni added, “I plan on working hands-on with this player and doing everything that I can to further aid in the development process.”


“If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

For updates regarding the progress of this addition, please continue to check Facebook.